5 things you need the next school yearThe new school year is coming up. Here are five things you didn't have last year, but you might want to buy this year.
1. Anti-pervert stockings
Because you wouldn't want that pervert teacher to ask you for "detention", would you?
Have a drink hidden in your tie. Take a sip when the teacher isn't watching.
3. Lunch bag that makes your sandwich look molded
Stops your food from being stolen: nobody wants it anymore!
4. Utensil pens
Use as pens during class, and as utensils in the cafeteria.
5. Ostrich pillow
Aaah, peace and quiet. Just what you go to school for!
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